Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel.

"Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match."

The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life.

"Not to worry," said the Cardinal, "we'll call America and talk to Jack Nicklaus.  read more »

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down.

He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese man and punches him in the face.

"Owch!" the chinese man says. "What was that for?"

"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.

"But I'm Chinese!"

"Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the jewish man sits back down.

Then, the chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.  read more »