A man is at his lawyerâ€™s funeral and is surprised by the turnout for this one man.
He turns to the people around him. â€œWhy are you all at this manâ€™s funeral?â€
A man turns towards him and says, â€œWeâ€™re all clients.â€
â€œAnd you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching.â€
â€œNo, we came to make sure he was dead.â€