01- In Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to put a dollar on a string on the ground and yank it when someone tries to pick it up.
02- In Los Angeles, it’s illegal for a waiter to tell a customer “I’m really an actor.”
03- In Indiana, it’s against the law to dress “Barbie” in “Ken’s” clothes.
04- In Sedona, Ariz., it’s illegal to lie about your astrological sign.
05- In Texas, it’s illegal to threaten somebody with an UNLOADED gun.
06- In Samoa, it’s a crime to forget your wife’s birthday.
07- In Australia, it’s illegal to name any animal you plan to eat.
08- In Cannes, France, it’s illegal to wear a Jerry Lewis mask.
09- In New Jersey, answering a traffic cop who asks “Do you know why I pulled you over?” by saying,
“If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you” is an automatic $300 fine.
10- In Kentucky, it’s illegal to paint your lawn red.
11- In Portugal, it’s against the law to pee in the ocean.
12- In Connecticut, night watchmen are forbidden from drinking decaf coffee while working.
13- In Vermont, it’s illegal to pick your nose and stick the pickings under a table.
14- In Tennessee, it’s illegal to tell someone to quit smoking.
15- In Oregon, donut holes must be at least an 1/8th inch in diameter.
16- In Italy, anyone considered “obese” is forbidden from wearing polyester.
17- It’s illegal to tear a phone book in half in Montana.
18- Anyone caught selling a “smoothie” that has lumps is breaking the law in California.
19- In Arkansas, it’s illegal for a woman getting married for the second time to wear a white wedding gown.
20- In New York City, it’s illegal for a restaurant to call it a “corned beef sandwich” if it’s made with white bread and mayonnaise.