THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now, turn it off and get to bed!"
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? OY! Styling gel, Mousse, Something...?"
"I don't care what you've discovered, You still could have written!"
"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school. But, I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew."