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OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
 
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
 
OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
 
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
 
OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
 
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
 
OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
 
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
 
OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
 
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
 
OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
 
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
 
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
 
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
 
OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
 
CANDIDATE : MATRIC PASS
 
OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
 
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
 
OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
 
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
 
OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
 
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
 
OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
 
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
 
OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
 
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
 
OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
 
CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. ...?
 
OFFICER : MP !!!
 
CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?

OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED!!!!

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