A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Jesus is coming! Look Busy.
Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?
Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.
Do not put statements in the negative form.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
It's lonely at the top but you eat better.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life. (unless I buy something)
MEETINGS, A practical alternative to work.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?