I urgently needed a few days holiday, but because there was a lot of work to be done, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a few days leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted â€œMadâ€ then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending to be a light-bulb so that the Boss would think I was â€œMadâ€ and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked â€œWhat are you doing?â€
I told him I was a light-bulb.
He said â€œYou are mad! Take a few days off.â€
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked him â€œAnd where are you going?â€
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He said: â€œMan, I canâ€™t work in the dark!!!!â€