Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

I urgently needed a few days holiday, but because there was a lot of work to be done, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a few days leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted “Mad” then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending to be a light-bulb so that the Boss would think I was “Mad” and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked “What are you doing?”

I told him I was a light-bulb.

He said “You are mad! Take a few days off.”

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked him “And where are you going?”

(You're going to love this!)

He said: “Man, I can’t work in the dark!!!!”

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