Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

1) That's not right .......Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you hoboring a fugitive? .......Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP ......Kum Hia Nao

4) Small Horse .......Tai Ni Po Ni

5) Did you go to the beach? .......Wai Yu So Tan

6) I bumped into a table .......Ai Bang Mai Ni

7) I think you need a face lift .......Chi Tu Fat

8) It's very dark in here .......Wao So Dim

9) I thought you were on a diet .......Wai Yu Mun Ching?

10) This is a tow away zone .......No Pah King

11) Our meeting is next week .......Wai Yu Kum Nao?

12) He's cleaning his automobile .......Wa Shing Ka

13) Your body odor is offensive .......Yu Stin Ki Pu

14) Great .......Su Pah

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