Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

1. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 

2. We must polish the Polish furniture. 

3. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 

4. The bandage was wound around the wound. 

5. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 

6. The United Nations sometimes sanctions the imposition of sanctions on an evil dictator. 

7. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 

8. The farm was used to produce produce. 

9. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 

10. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 

11. I did not object to the object. 

12. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 

13. There was a row among a row of oarsmen about how to row. 

14. They were too close to the door to close it. 

15. The buck does funny things when the does are present. 

16. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 

17. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 

18. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 

19. It was a windy windy road.  

20. After a number of injections my jaw got number. 

21. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 

22. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 

23. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? 

24. They stole the passenger seat of my Seat. 

25. Please be discrete about each discreet item.  

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