Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

*Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

*If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

*If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

*Indecision is the key to flexibility.

*One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

*Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

*The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

*The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.

*There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

*Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

*By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.

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