Geeky One Line Jokes

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!

Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

The box said ‘Requires Windows Vista or better’. So I installed LINUX.

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Unix is user friendly. It’s just selective about who its friends are.

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.

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