Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

1. Hot water will comes out of both taps.

2. Potatoes will cook underground. This is convenient because all you have to do is pull one out and add salt, pepper and butter.

3. Shade will determines the best parking space, not distance.

4. You will find out that you can get sunburned through your car window.

5. The birds will need to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

6. You will burn your hand opening the car door.

7. You will realize that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

8. You can make instant sun tea.

9. The temperature drops below 95 and you will put on a sweater.

10. Farmers feed their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

11. When you will step outside at 7:30 a.m., you break into a sweat.

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