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- What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
- Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
- What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
- Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
- I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries".
The girl at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that".
- Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
- How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
- How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
- Don't spend 2 dollars to have a shirt dry cleaned. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it and put it on a hangar. Next morning you can buy it back for 75 cents.
- Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
- What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
Is it mine?
- What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
- How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.
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