iPod: Itâ€™ll break in a year, but by then youâ€™ll want the new one.
Apple: You think you need it, we know you just want it.
Ikea: One day youâ€™ll be able to afford real furniture.
Hummer: Get the attention youâ€™ve always craved. While filling up the gas tank again.
Taco Bell: Youâ€™re drunk and weâ€™re still open.
Zipcar: So convenient that youâ€™ll ignore the high rates AND the dog hair.
Southwest Airlines: On your marks, get set, find a seat!
UHaul: We donâ€™t guarantee availability because we can get away with it.
PopTarts: Until you realize how disgusting they are, weâ€™ll keep making them.
Ben and Jerryâ€™s: Whoah, dude, did you eat that whole thing?
Krispy Kreme: Less filling, just as fattening.
McDonalds: Always a good idea. Until afterwards.
Starbucks: Long lines, high prices and the best legal high available.