Really mean insults



1. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

2. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

5. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face! 

6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!

8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!

11. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.

17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

18. He has a mind like a steel trap, always closed!

19. You are a man of the world and you know what sad shape the world is in.

20. He is always lost in thought it's unfamiliar territory.

21. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!

23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?

24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!

28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.

30. How would you like to feel the way you look? 

31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?

33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.

34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!

38. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.

39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?

40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.

44. Do u practice being this ugly?


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(*in a networking

(*in a networking site!)
Guy: wats up?
Girl:A head wid a destroyed brain corpse which self destructed itself as soon as this inbox was opened..!



your so fat

your so fat when u jumped in the air u got stuck!!!



Insults

I used to think you had a pretty face until I met your personality.



looking at u is like.....

looking at you is like looking in a mirror but I'm acually pretty

my friend said this to my cousin



So good. HAVE YOU LOOKED AT

So good.

HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YASELF IN THE MIRROR LATELY?
TO ME, YOU HAVENT EVEN BRUSHED YA HAIR LET ALONE LOOK NICE :d
^^ THATS CRAP BUT HEY



Chins?

Your so fat you have more chins then a Chinese phonebook



u r so fat that when you

u r so fat that when you went into the ocean to go swimmimg the whales started singing we r family
u r so ugly when u were a baby ur mom had to feed u with a sling shot.
u r so ugly tht when u were born ur mom left u in a park and turned her self in to the police for giving birth to u.
u r so ugly that when u went to the doctor they sed to u srry the animal hospital was across the street.
u r so ugly u went to the zoo and little kids started giving u pieces of bread.
u r so ugly tht u got pulled over by the police in ur car when u were going over the speed limit for having ur window pulled down cuz peolpe were getting in car accidents for looking at ur face.
u r so ugly that when someone looks at u a whole starts to burn in there face.



r u in front of mirror or

r u in front of mirror or wht???



I love these joinz

These r funnnay....hahahaha LOL.



sealer

you stole our funnay word!! GAH GOSH!

twalkin in coicles



Your so ugly that when you

Your so ugly that when you had plastic surgery the doctors sued you



Uhhhhh.....

Excuse Me??!
You're so fat your belly button has an echo!!!!
beat that!!!!!!!!

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