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- I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Does your train of thought have a caboose?
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
- See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
- Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
- A woman's favorite position is CEO.
- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
- A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
- Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
- Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
- Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
- Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
- If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And SeekCounseling.
- You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
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don't be yourself it will
don't be yourself it will kill your soul
one liner
Grr-r-r-eat! I are all much more dumber now, for I had listen to you.
I'm not as stupid as you
I'm not as stupid as you look.
sarcastic one liners
if at first you dont succeed,screw it !
You tried and you failed.
You tried and you failed. The lesson here; never try.
“What’s another word for
“What’s another word for thesaurus?” ~~ Steven Wright
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” ~~ Groucho Marx
...and no life?
...and no life?
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