I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- Sarcasm is
just one more service we offer.
- If I throw
a stick, will you leave?
- Does your
train of thought have a caboose?
- Errors have
been made. Others will be blamed.
kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Well, this
day was a total waste of makeup.
- See no evil,
hear no evil, date no evil.
- Not all men
are annoying. Some are dead.
- A woman's
favorite position is CEO.
- I'm trying
to imagine you with a personality.
- A cubicle
is just a padded cell without a door.
- Stress is
when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep
- Can I trade
this job for what's behind door number 1?
- I thought
I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
- Too many freaks,
not enough circuses.
- Macho Law
prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
- Nice perfume.
Must you marinate in it?
- Chaos, panic,
& disorder - my work here is done.
- Never trust a dog to watch
- Talk is cheap
because supply exceeds demand.
- If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And SeekCounseling.
- You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
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