Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

These are actual school leave applications from parents (including original spelling).

1. Dear School : Please ekscuse Shadrak being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

2. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face..

3. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea direathe the shits.

4. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.

5. Please ekxcuse Wiseman for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off verunda, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

6. Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

7. Please excuse Burma , she has been sick and under the doctor.

8. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

9. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

10.  A leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."

11.  Another leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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