Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ( Steve Martin)

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. ( Steve Martin)

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. ( Steve Martin)

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there’s a game on. ( Steve Martin)

There are some people that will not pick up a phone and call you, but if you knock on a door and talk to them, they’ll talk back to you. ( Steve Martin)

College totally changed my life. It changed what I believe and what I think about everything. I majored in philosophy. ( Steve Martin)

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them. ( Steve Martin)

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot. ( Steve Martin)

We’ve had some fun tonight…considering we’re all gonna die someday. ( Steve Martin)

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