Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to
a garage makes you a mechanic.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.  read more »

• I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

• I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

• Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

• If I throw a stick, will you leave?

• Does your train of thought have a caboose?
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• What do you call a sheep with no legs?
  A cloud.

• Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
  When did you first notice this problem?
  What problem?

• What is defference between man and Superman?
  Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

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How did the blonde break her arm while she was raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What do you call 28 rednecks in the same room?

 A full set of teeth!!