There once was a man who was very rich who had lots of money, a big house and lots of women.
Well when a man has everything he gets bored. To reduce the boredom, our man had an annual party that was just amazing. Every year he would outdo the previous year. He was still bored.
One year he had an idea. He filled the pool with crocodiles. Halfway through the annual party, he announced: "Anyone who can swim through my pool and get out the other side still alive can have my house."
There was silence.
Then he added, "Anyone that can swim through my pool and get out the other side still alive can have my house and all my investments and stocks."
Sweetening the offer he added, "Anyone who can swim through my pool and get out the other side still alive, can have my house, my stocks, my investments and all my money."
Suddenly, there's a loud splash. There's a man in the pool fighting for his life with the crocodiles. It's a struggle, but he manages to swim across the pool. He just makes it to the other end and climbs out, half dead with one arm and one leg.
"Oh my god" Said the rich man that was incredible. "When do you want the house?"
"I don't want the house" said the poor guy.
"When do you want the money?"
"I don't want the money."
"When do you want all my stocks and investments?"
"I don't want your stocks and investments."
So the rich guy says "Well what do you want then?"
"I want the jerk that pushed me in."