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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
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A definition of Christmas:
The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
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What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open 'til Christmas!
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What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter "Y"!
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What do angry mice send to each other in December?
Cross mouse cards!
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
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What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A turkey!
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What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A list of everything you want!
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Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrr!
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What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
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Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
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