Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,

Roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,

Poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

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How to keep an idiot entertained

*press down*
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*press up* 

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A child uses its thumb 2 chew,

An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,

A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,

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But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

HELLO, this is your mobile.

There is no particular problem.

I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!!!

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Braindetector activated,

calibrating, now searching.........

still searching......

get a good grip of your mobile....

still searching.......

no brains found.

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In case of fire read this message
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I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU ******* IDIOT!!

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This cat,

is cat,

a cat,

good cat,

way cat,

to cat,

keep cat,

a cat,

idiot cat,

busy cat,

for cat,

20 cat,

seconds cat!

Now read it all without the word cat!

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This is the telephone terrorist team.

While receiving this message a virus will be activated.

This virus should have infected your mobile by now.

Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

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Hey can u do me a favour,

take a pic of urself n send me it,

i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty…

so the world needs YOU after all!

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At dis moment in time

10 million people r Sleeping.

5 million people r drinking coffee.

100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!

pass it on

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