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Bitchy comebacks

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?


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Wed, 04/16/2008 - 21:43 — erica (not verified)

alphebet

man: if i could rearrange the alphebet, id put u and i together
woman: i like it just the way it is, with n and o together.

Wed, 04/16/2008 - 21:41 — erica (not verified)

angel

man: are you and angel? cuz i must have died and gone to heaven.
woman: that line is so bad i must have died and gone to hell

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