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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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itchy
Man: Guess what I got?
Woman: Oh this should be fun, does it itch?
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Well Done
Woman: I just burnt your steak
Man: Well Done!
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Man: What do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.
man:your sweet like cotton
man:your sweet like cotton candy
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Insults
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: Seeing you made me go straight to Hell.
Man: Did you remember how hot I was in school?
Woman: Too bad you couldn't stay that way.
Man: Never once in my life have I cheated on you.
Woman: I've cheated on you everyday we were together.
Man: I wish you'd love me like I love you.
Woman: I wish you'd see how much I hate you.
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Fun is the best time killer
Insults
Man: I would do anything in the world for you because I love you that much.
Woman: If you love me that much, shoot me in the head.
Man: If you and I were married, I would treat you the right way.
Woman: If you and I were married, I would kill myself.
Man: If you were my girlfriend, I'd make love to you every night.
Woman: I wouldn't make love to you even if we were the only two people on the Earth.
Man: I love you.
Woman: I don't.
Man: If a woman offered me a million dollars to make love to her I wouldn't because I am faithful to you.
Woman: I would take anything just to get away from you.
alphebet
man: if i could rearrange the alphebet, id put u and i together
woman: i like it just the way it is, with n and o together.
angel
man: are you and angel? cuz i must have died and gone to heaven.
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