With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's
marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few
minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the
same woman all these years.
The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with
respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special
The minister inquired trips to where? "For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all
husbands, Ralph. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for
your wife on your 50th anniversary?"
Ralph: "I'm going to go get her."