Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," you don't understand.

"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"

"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.  read more »

BEFORE MARRIAGE:  read more »

• Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).

• Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" :
  - The Engagement Ring
  - The Wedding Ring
  - The Suffer-Ring
  - The Endue-Ring

• Married life is full of excitement and frustration :
  - In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
  - In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.  read more »