Wedding Jokes

Tearful blonde Bride

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," you don't understand.

"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"

"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.  read more »

Marriage Short Jokes

  • Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).

  • Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" :
    - The Engagement Ring
    - The Wedding Ring
    - The Suffer-Ring
    - The Endue-Ring

  • Married life is full of excitement and frustration :
    - In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
    - In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.  read more »

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